Let’s Skip the Small Talk

I’m gonna level with you here. I’m an introvert. I am the definition of introvert. Hell, I’m basically a recluse.

I hate small talk. It’s grueling and draining. I’m exhausted by the end of it. So exhausted that I run back to my basement bedroom and turn my brain off for awhile. So, let’s not do it anymore.

I understand that, when making new friends, a certain amount of small talk is required…